Snow Sh*te (Adult Pantomime)

Leave the kids at home... this fairy tale is definitely not for them!

Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the naughtiest of them all?

Following the success of our award-winning productions, Sparks Dramatic Society proudly presents Snow Shite & The Seven... (Well, let's just say it rhymes with "doors"!) — a brand-new, laugh-out-loud 18+ adult pantomime packed with outrageous comedy, cheeky innuendo and absolutely no filter!

Our innocent heroine Snow Shite dreams of finding true love, but life in the kingdom is anything but fairy tale perfection. With the glamorous (and permanently hormonal) Miranda Menopaws causing chaos, the mysterious Medicated Mirror dispensing questionable advice, and the delightfully unhinged Oracle Schlong predicting disasters around every corner, Snow's life is about to become wonderfully ridiculous.

Meanwhile, the charming Prince Clap is desperate to rescue his true love. Throw in the flamboyant evil guards Brandon Bishop, the ever-resourceful Benji Bender, and a kingdom full of outrageous personalities, and you've got all the ingredients for an evening of non-stop laughs.

When Snow flees into the forest, she stumbles upon a household unlike any you've ever met. Forget sleepy little miners—this bunch are loud, proud and completely inappropriate! From Sluttie, Dirtie and Filthie to Bootie, Bustie, Analmi, Fannie, and the unforgettable Dicks in Me the Pixie, every encounter is more outrageous than the last.

Lurking in the shadows is the fearsome King Khlamydia, whose plans threaten to ruin everyone's happily ever after. 

Featuring side-splitting comedy, outrageous parody songs, hilarious audience participation, quick-fire one-liners and enough double entendres to make your nan blush, Snow Shite & The Seven... delivers everything you'd expect from a traditional pantomime—only dirtier, louder and strictly for grown-ups.

Written by Steven Oliver-Grant, this brand-new adults-only pantomime takes the classic fairy tale and gives it a gloriously rude makeover, packed with clever wordplay, topical humour and a cast of unforgettable characters. Whether you're a regular panto fan or just fancy a night of unapologetic adult comedy, you're guaranteed an evening filled with belly laughs, outrageous antics and moments you'll be talking about long after you've left the theatre.

Please note: This production is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over. It contains strong language, adult humour, sexual references and themes throughout. If you enjoy cheeky comedy, outrageous characters and a festive night out with friends, this is the pantomime you've been waiting for.