After September

THANK YOU FOR your interest in the Gwendolen Kyte School for Girls, where your daughter’s educational needs will be well catered for (ignoring the fact that the staff have been there for many years and some of them are unqualified). We are looking forward to welcoming your daughter to our school this September (despite the fact that the ceiling has fallen down and there isn’t any food because the bills haven’t been paid). We can absolutely guarantee a successful academic year ahead (ignoring the impending school inspection and dead dog down the well). Kytes. Your first choice for a well-rounded education.

Its the day before school starts and the staff at Kytes are already dealing with a catalogue of problems. How will they navigate through this set of challenges? Why is the inspector there?
What happened to the ceiling? Why was the dog
chloroformed? Come and join us at Kytes to see
how this touching and funny story unfolds.
This amateur production of “After September” is presented
by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of
Samuel