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This uproarious comedy follows the adventures of the hapless café owner, René, in occupied France during the second world war as he tries to balance staying on the good side of both the invading German forces - hiding for them the priceless portrait of the ‘Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies’ - and the French Resistance - hiding British Airmen for them. It makes it hard to run a successful café and have affairs in peace without getting shot!

Featuring all of your favourite TV characters, including René's tone-deaf wife Edith, Herr Gruber who has his ‘little tank’, the Gestapo officer Herr Flick dealing with the advances of Private Helga Geerhart, Michelle ‘of the resistance’ Dubois who will “say this only once” and of course the iconic ‘polusmon’ Officer Crabtree who is just ‘pissing by’.